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Sarah \"Sally\" Lancaster was an American composer in the Sacred Harp tradition. Three of her songs were published: \"The Last Words of Copernicus\", \"I'm on My Journey Home\", and \"Sardis\".
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John Holmes Prentiss was an American newspaper publisher and politician in the U.S. state of New York. He represented New York's 19th congressional district in the 25th and 26th U.S. Congresses from 1837 to 1841.
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