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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}
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Keith Edward Watson is a Scottish footballer who plays as a defender for Scottish Championship club Arbroath.
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{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
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