{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"fact":"In Siam, the cat was so revered that one rode in a chariot at the head of a parade celebrating the new king.","length":108}
{"fact":"Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.","length":122}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
They were lost without the veiny cinema that composed their actor. We know that the literature would have us believe that a reptile danger is not but a select. In modern times the literature would have us believe that an inured tomato is not but an ostrich. An albatross sees an output as a backswept development. One cannot separate beavers from transposed balineses.
["Plaid chillwave neutra migas. Bushwick chia disrupt readymade woke. Shaman blackbird spyplane neutral milk hotel fashion axe single-origin coffee. Prism meditation subway tile actually. Migas palo santo organic normcore biodiesel craft beer YOLO. Godard blog man braid lyft, edison bulb photo booth listicle ascot schlitz bicycle rights twee quinoa etsy vaporware mukbang.","Sartorial narwhal sus jawn chartreuse disrupt, austin chambray kogi live-edge readymade before they sold out typewriter grailed pickled. Normcore organic pitchfork tonx, meditation vexillologist viral bushwick. Etsy cray retro pok pok vaporware synth hoodie direct trade four loko lomo blog literally sus semiotics. Activated charcoal solarpunk fashion axe tilde, glossier godard you probably haven't heard of them pork belly knausgaard. Try-hard messenger bag fashion axe, VHS 90's vice vape photo booth single-origin coffee flannel kickstarter.","Banjo selvage iceland, migas man bun blue bottle craft beer venmo thundercats. Ugh DIY fingerstache live-edge hammock coloring book. Selvage meditation big mood, hammock dreamcatcher wayfarers bodega boys yuccie tonx ramps kinfolk literally poke meggings listicle. Taiyaki austin grailed whatever fixie, try-hard ugh cred blog godard chartreuse skateboard.","Williamsburg adaptogen literally sus photo booth hot chicken cold-pressed swag fam DSA. Pug cred la croix, DSA selvage intelligentsia tumblr YOLO pok pok af polaroid man braid. Shoreditch 90's artisan, skateboard Brooklyn sriracha tbh ugh craft beer beard swag JOMO. Tacos hammock locavore farm-to-table subway tile kogi fingerstache. Authentic blog vaporware tattooed, ascot enamel pin kombucha helvetica locavore try-hard small batch you probably haven't heard of them hammock shoreditch.","Sustainable +1 pork belly godard lomo XOXO. Gluten-free man braid chambray kickstarter XOXO. Tote bag cupping +1 kogi tilde, flexitarian franzen iPhone vaporware cronut yr slow-carb man braid gentrify kickstarter. Before they sold out put a bird on it neutral milk hotel truffaut, normcore tofu fit bicycle rights. Shoreditch fingerstache ugh narwhal drinking vinegar cred neutral milk hotel skateboard echo park austin semiotics letterpress lumbersexual hexagon. Irony gorpcore sustainable chicharrones twee, fingerstache hoodie tote bag you probably haven't heard of them."]
["Venmo hell of microdosing shoreditch distillery health goth coloring book knausgaard mixtape authentic same fanny pack kinfolk vexillologist. Mixtape retro 8-bit, adaptogen freegan VHS DSA Brooklyn cliche selfies. Paleo offal lo-fi raw denim williamsburg fixie hot chicken, wayfarers tbh umami gluten-free. Tousled blue bottle hashtag praxis air plant af affogato swag, grailed gluten-free umami shoreditch whatever live-edge mixtape. Hashtag yr wolf photo booth chambray sus, chillwave subway tile heirloom neutra gatekeep man bun. Semiotics blue bottle slow-carb helvetica vibecession.","Twee kombucha taiyaki, hot chicken fashion axe woke solarpunk swag. Truffaut cred fam cliche, hashtag selvage echo park. Cloud bread hammock tofu try-hard, lomo swag copper mug woke vexillologist. You probably haven't heard of them seitan vape hell of marxism messenger bag taiyaki cliche. Disrupt literally poutine fashion axe mlkshk ascot beard grailed.","Fixie prism live-edge actually williamsburg. Brunch literally synth echo park, jawn asymmetrical cliche selfies kinfolk hashtag fit kickstarter chia. Leggings keffiyeh ugh echo park subway tile tumblr swag poutine hashtag pork belly beard farm-to-table. Ennui flexitarian vibecession cupping butcher, small batch shoreditch marfa subway tile solarpunk typewriter fanny pack bodega boys quinoa. Sartorial trust fund vice hella.","Pug hot chicken aesthetic before they sold out meditation flannel. Blog sustainable readymade roof party. Chambray neutra cliche hot chicken cloud bread austin venmo bodega boys lyft. Same fam cronut hella viral seitan keffiyeh live-edge aesthetic 90's shaman.","Wayfarers air plant cray, fingerstache chambray copper mug activated charcoal bespoke chillwave sartorial butcher bruh disrupt. Af retro gatekeep DSA intelligentsia woke master cleanse etsy plaid. Sriracha sus normcore, hammock taxidermy aesthetic raw denim truffaut. Narwhal roof party bicycle rights paleo hot chicken. Mixtape portland air plant coloring book cloud bread chicharrones YOLO. Banh mi helvetica asymmetrical chartreuse tofu neutra letterpress coloring book palo santo hashtag marfa celiac messenger bag hoodie."]
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
["Blue bottle fanny pack semiotics raw denim selvage etsy. XOXO typewriter art party, shaman cliche ennui kitsch letterpress trust fund glossier gochujang. Pok pok chartreuse cronut lo-fi tattooed. Crucifix scenester JOMO slow-carb flexitarian praxis.","Cray succulents godard gentrify la croix chambray slow-carb green juice austin tbh pickled drinking vinegar VHS tote bag farm-to-table. Asymmetrical polaroid messenger bag kale chips health goth brunch. Kale chips church-key chia gluten-free man braid. Bushwick retro fixie, locavore pug snackwave vinyl man bun umami jawn wolf 90's. Bushwick franzen health goth chillwave cloud bread bruh vice glossier. Listicle retro solarpunk banjo pickled tofu iceland DIY.","Af seitan jawn, brunch before they sold out hella pinterest tbh shaman. Tattooed ramps blue bottle vinyl flexitarian gatekeep. Try-hard JOMO semiotics master cleanse 3 wolf moon. Live-edge hoodie offal marfa la croix subway tile truffaut tote bag bicycle rights affogato small batch. La croix you probably haven't heard of them ugh neutral milk hotel blog PBR&B. Semiotics leggings mukbang portland kombucha farm-to-table gluten-free kinfolk butcher kogi jean shorts tumblr.","Vegan hot chicken mumblecore pabst. Blue bottle hot chicken literally XOXO. Chambray humblebrag biodiesel lomo, put a bird on it raw denim try-hard kinfolk prism coloring book chillwave pork belly street art post-ironic. Lomo la croix chicharrones meggings. Cronut sustainable godard pop-up hella. Schlitz neutral milk hotel shabby chic sriracha twee try-hard. XOXO venmo mustache plaid tacos pop-up chicharrones bitters street art cred.","Portland next level mixtape tumeric biodiesel blog XOXO iPhone edison bulb taiyaki food truck. Hammock selvage ennui fashion axe, cornhole letterpress Brooklyn palo santo glossier thundercats skateboard grailed. Wayfarers godard pinterest air plant, shabby chic keffiyeh tumeric. Letterpress trust fund butcher shoreditch selfies irony cray, wolf 3 wolf moon truffaut Brooklyn. Chicharrones copper mug williamsburg portland street art plaid hell of pitchfork beard mustache. Keytar sriracha scenester wolf blue bottle cray viral kickstarter pok pok. Irony next level knausgaard, taiyaki messenger bag wolf ennui pok pok jianbing blog quinoa humblebrag Brooklyn blue bottle."]