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{"fact":"The Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America.","length":63}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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{"fact":"Jaguars are the only big cats that don't roar.","length":46}
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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}